Night

Neil Young's shameful secret

Neil Young is one of those special musicians that has produced more bad music than most bands have produced music. Somewhere in that awful pile of records is Trans, Neil Young's experimental 80s record that left everybody scratching their head. It's so beautifully horrid. I'm sure Neil Young has spent the latter part of his career trying to bury this album, but unfortunately for him, it's in my archives, so he'll have to drive one of his fancy hot rods over here and run over my copy of it (a taunt that's probably not smart to make to a person crazy enough to put out a record like Trans).